Office Calendar

DO IT YESTERDAY

        Everyone wants his work accomplished yesterday. With this calendar, the boss can order it on the seventh and get it finished by the third.

        Since everything must be finished by Friday, there are two Fridays in each week.

        There are seven extra days at the end of each month to take care of what must be finished before next month.

        There are no reports due on the first because there isn't any first. The fifteenth and the thirtieth are omitted so the sem-monthly reports need not be submitted either.

        There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays.

        Everyone knows how rough it is to start the week off on a Monday. No more of that. It is the last day of the week.

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